Monday, 12 September 2016

MIRTH IN MUKINBUDIN


 (New material added 17 September 2016)

There was mirth in Mukinbudin, for the word had got around
That an Acting CEO was on his way:
There was merriment in Maddock Street, the depot and the pound,
When they heard the new messiah’s name was Ray.

‘This is just the man we’re needing’, cried the Shire President,
‘He’s a marvel, he’s a miracle, he’s a gem;
To which York and Chittering ratepayers will cheerfully assent
When they tell you what Ray Hooper did for them.

I’ve known old Ray for fifty years, since he and I were sprogs,
He’s got passion, brains and competence to spare.
Who cares that troublemakers whinge about him on their blogs?
He’s impervious, and doesn’t turn a hair.

So take no heed of grumbling from the distant shire of York,
Nor of twittering from Chittering—none of that,
We’ll just get advice from WALGA, maybe have a little talk
With bowler Pat, and Trevor in his hat…”

From The Mugs of Mukinbudin, by Teddy ‘Topsoil’ Higgs

Don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m still struggling to recover from the shock of David Taylor’s revelation on the other blog that our former CEO Ray Hooper has been appointed Acting CEO for the Shire of Mukinbudin.

I’m not sure yet why Mukinbudin needs an Acting CEO.  I can only assume that Mr. Stuart Billingham, who has held the position since June 2013—and is still listed as CEO on the Shire’s website—is taking leave of absence, leaving the door open for Shire President Gary Shadbolt and his fellow councillors to take leave of their senses.

Or perhaps Mr. Billingham has resigned to work elsewhere and hasn’t got round yet to updating his page on the FIGJAM site LinkedIn

Mukinbudin Shire President Gary Shadbolt
  
Anointed

Whatever the case may be with respect to Mr. Billingham, it appears that Mr. Hooper was duly anointed Acting CEO at a special meeting of Mukinbudin Shire Council on 19 August 2016. 

Needless to say, the council met in secret conclave in accordance with the provisions of section 5.23 (2) (c) of the Local Government Act.  That section permits a council to exclude the public from witnessing discussion of ‘a contract entered into…by the local government and which relates to a matter to be discussed at the meeting.’ 

WALGA

It’s said that WALGA recommended Mr. Hooper for the acting position.  Can you believe it? 

Yes, easily, when you remember that WALGA is no friend to the ratepayers of WA.   It’s a body that exists primarily to promote the interests and travel opportunities of councillors and local government staff, and to provide an annual talkfest for its members at taxpayers' and ratepayers’ expense.

Nor is WALGA a friend to the idea of open, honest and accountable local government.   

At its conference in 2015, WALGA’s membership voted down proposals from John Carey, Mayor of Vincent that would have gone some way to disperse the fog of secrecy that envelops local government at every level in WA, concealing rorting, corruption and systematic abuse of privilege and power. 

(Just ask WA premier Colin Barnett if you think I’m painting too lurid a picture of what goes on.)

No investigation…

It’s also said that in recommending Mr. Hooper as Acting CEO, WALGA assured the Mukinbudin Council that he had been ‘exonerated’ of all allegations made against him.

If so, that assurance is not true. 

The truth is that those allegations have never been investigated—not by the Fraud Squad, and not by the Corruption and Crime Commission.

What the Fraud Squad came up with was hardly ‘exoneration’ if the little we have been told about what it reported to the Shire of York is true. 

All the police seem to have done is shift the blame over to councillors of a past era on the basis that they approved ‘issues’ that might otherwise have amounted to wrongdoing.  The Shire has declined to tell us what those issues are.

For some reason, nobody in authority wants to carry out a proper investigation into such matters as the sale of the Old Convent and Mr. Hooper’s use of the Shire’s corporate credit card.

Nor are we ever likely to witness a full investigation by the Shire or any other body into allegations of bullying and abuse of authority contained in the Fitz Gerald Report.

…means no exoneration

You can’t have exoneration without first having a thorough investigation.  Thanks to successive floundering councils, over-cautious administrations, and a bullying state government bureaucracy, that too is something we are never likely to see.

Remember how perfunctorily the Department of Local Government dismissed what it called ‘historical issues’ and instructed Commissioner Best to hose down dissent in York?

Perhaps there is more than one delicate reputation depending precariously on the truth never coming out.

As Cr Saint pointed out a few months ago, the information handed over to police late last year was in all probability incomplete.  I suspect that the Shire deliberately withheld a good deal of relevant material.

I also suspect that some relevant material may have gone missing from the records.  We’ll never know.

As for the farce whereby the Corruption and Crime Commission returned documents to Graeme Simpson and James Best for them to carry out their own investigation—well, what more is there to say about that?

There seems to be little or no appetite on Council to pursue matters further.

Why Mr. Hooper should demand an investigation

Nothing of what I have said should be seen as a definitive judgement on my part of Mr. Hooper’s innocence or otherwise in relation to the allegations levelled at him.  He is of course entitled to the presumption of innocence.

The problem is that without proper investigation of all the available evidence, and without hearing his side of the story, nobody is in a position to make a judgement of that kind.

By the same token, WALGA is in no position to declare that Mr. Hooper has been exonerated. Neither is Mr. Hooper.  He is free to deny the allegations, but without an investigation that clears him, his reputation will remain under a cloud.

In the event of an investigation having such an outcome, I promise to make a comprehensive public apology for having ever doubted his integrity.  I would then encourage other York dissidents to do the same.

I must say, though, that if I were an innocent man accused of financial dishonesty, I would be clamouring for every allegation to be stringently investigated—every document scrutinised, every witness interrogated, every scrap of evidence weighed by the keenest of forensic minds.

But as the poet says:

Still the world is wondrous large—seven seas from marge to marge—
And it holds a vast of different kinds of man;
And the wildest dreams of Kew are the facts of Khatmandhu
And the crimes of Clapham chaste in Martaban.

(Rudyard Kipling, from In a Neolithic Age)
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BREAKING NEWS 

Minister for Local Government Tony Simpson resigns, citing lack of confidence in the Premier

Most people in York will be far from dismayed to learn that Tony Simpson, MLA for Darling Range, has stepped down from his position in Cabinet and will presumably serve out the remainder of this parliamentary term as a humble backbencher.

He has given as the reason for his resignation his belief that ‘the Premier’s leadership and the government’s direction are not serving the people of Western Australia.’

He said that he had resigned ‘reluctantly and with a heavy heart’, adding that he would not be the one ‘to drive a change of leadership’ but would give voice in the Liberal party room to his opinions on the topic.

Mr. Simpson will be remembered in York as the minister who on his department’s flawed advice, based in part on former councillor Pat Hooper’s infamous ‘minority report’, decided to sack our democratically elected shire council led by a popular reform-minded shire president, Matthew Reid.

He was also responsible, again on his department’s advice, for the catastrophic decision to appoint James Best, formerly mayor of South Perth, as commissioner to replace the sacked council.

That makes him, along with his advisers, indirectly responsible for such apparently inexplicable follies as the Shire's purchase of Chalkies at a grossly inflated price and an historically high and unjustified increase in our rates. 

Premier Barnett described Mr. Simpson as ‘a good minister’, saying he was sorry to see him go.

Perhaps the premier either never knew about or has forgotten the damage done to York and his government’s reputation by this foolish minister and his disastrous protégé, James Best.

Tony Simpson was not a good minister but a miserable failure.  He failed York, and he failed to implement his government’s program for local government amalgamation.

Let’s hope he isn’t replaced by somebody even less suited to the job.

17 September 2016







38 comments:

  1. You are quite correct Dr. Plumbridge Ray Hooper was never exonerated.

    If Ray Hooper is claiming he was, he runs the risk of growing a very long nose. He may also damage his reputation.

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    1. Admission is not exoneration.

      Email from Graeme Simpson
      Acting Chief Executive Officer 31st July, 2014.
      The Commissioner expressed his regret and apologised for the past actions of Councillors and the Chief Executive Officer

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    2. I think you must mean '2015'. The commissioner's inglorious reign didn't start until January of last year.

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  2. Taking into account the complete idiocy of the good Burgers of Muka, I think it fair and reasonable that Mr. R. Hooper be designated "Acting C.E.O" Let's face it, that is all he has ever done, is 'act'.

    Apart from alleged dishonesty, corruption and theft, and basic, complete and comprehensive stuff ups, there can be no other excuse for his actions in a mounting collection of W.A. Shires.

    And, as we all know, there are good actors and bad actors and those who are truly atrocious. So let the poplice chose a category to slot him into. It appears that the length of his reign is unknown, but let us hope that when the actual C.E.O comes back, there will still be a functioning Shire and infrastructure that will be recognisable, to that gent.

    If Mr. Hooper lets him have his job back.

    This also could be a nice little 'fill in' job for Mr. Hooper in his retirement. Not bad pay, for a semi retirement position, I would think. Or perhaps his wife encouraged him to take up the position, just to get him out from under her feet!

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  3. Car, free mobile phone and off home to Alexander Heights leaving Mukinbudin thursday afternoon to attend to 'important meetings' with friends in the department of local gov. on Friday mid morning.

    Late start Monday to fit in further important meetings. Coffee with Tyhscha or Gail on the way?

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  4. >> Or perhaps Mr. Billingham has resigned to work elsewhere and hasn’t got round yet to updating his page on the FIGJAM site LinkedIn.

    DCCS @ http://www.pingelly.wa.gov.au/administration.aspx

    Also check out their SFO.

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  5. Thanks for the heads-up, Anonymous 13/9 @ 18:19.

    We now know that Mr Bullingham left Mukinbudin to take up the position of Director Corporate and Community Services at the Shire of Pingelly.

    His wife Rebecca, formerly Mukinbudin's Finance Officer, is now Pingelly's Senior Finance Officer.

    It's worth noting that while Mr and Mrs Billingham worked for Mukinbudin the Shire's Financial Health Indicator (FHI) improved from an appallingly low 14 in 2013/14 to a highly respectable 83 in 2014/15. ('Healthy' starts at 70, according to the DLGC.)

    For 2014/15, Pingelly's FHI was a depressing 48. If the Billinghams repeat their Mukinbudin success in Pingelly, their blood will be worth bottling. Good luck to them.

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    1. Well, it'll soon go tits up with the great Raymondo as ringmaster.

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    2. Don't be so sure, Anonymous 13/9 at 20:25. Whatever Mr Hooper's faults may be, he isn't short of capacity and skill. He's intelligent, too. He reads books. I believe he sometimes used to 'road test' them for the municipal library.

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    3. James Plumridge14 September 2016 at 04:42 - not so sure I would use the word intelligent when describing him.

      I believe the term sewer rat cunning is more applicable.

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    4. Better still, - 'cunning as a shithouse rat'.

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    5. In the Gubrun language of the region's Aboriginal inhabitants, 'mukinbudin' means 'the place where the boodle rat makes its nest'.

      Can anyone tell me what a boodle rat is? I presume it's a marsupial rodent of some kind.

      I've got a soft spot for rats. A friend of mine when I was a nipper had a pet rat called Snowy. He was very smart but ponged a bit (the rat, not my friend). We were grief-stricken when he passed into the next world. We gave him what we imagined was a proper Christian burial, with readings from the Book of Common Prayer.

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    6. How appropriate for the latest resident.

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    7. Whatever a boodle rat may be, I'm sure it's an endearing little creature, a bit like a bilby, and would make a lovely pet.

      I hope it isn't extinct.

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    8. Being mildly obsessive by nature, I have hunted high and low for information about the boodle rat, but without success.

      It then occurred to me that the word ‘boodle’ might yield a clue enabling me to identify this mysterious creature.

      It appears that the word is derived from the Dutch noun ‘boedel’, meaning ‘property’, ‘stock’, or ‘a lot’ (also found in Afrikaans). According to Macquarie, in US colloquial usage, ‘boodle’ means ‘a lot’, ‘pack or crowd’ and is often applied in a derogatory sense.

      Macquarie cites the phrase ‘the whole boodle’; most of us are familiar with the phrase ‘the whole kit and caboodle’, where again according to Macquarie ‘caboodle’ is an unexplained variety of ‘boodle’.

      Please don’t stop reading just yet, in a moment or two it gets interesting.

      As a noun, ’boodle’ also means ‘a bribe or other illicit gain in politics’. As a verb, it means ‘to obtain money dishonestly, as by corrupt bargains’.

      So ‘a boodle rat’ could conceivably mean ‘a rat that helps itself to other people’s money or property or takes bribes’.

      That seems too anthropomorphic and very unlikely to me. I think that in the early days of European settlement in the region, somebody referred to ‘a boodle [lot or pack] of rats’, and this was used to translate the Gubrun ‘mukinbudin’ meaning (I suppose) ‘the place where many rats make their nests’.

      If anyone has a better or just different explanation, I’ll be very happy to publish it.

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    10. Sorry Anonymous 21:57, I had to delete your comment because the concluding sentence was technically defamatory. But here is the comment without the offending sentence:

      "So ‘a boodle rat’ could conceivably mean ‘a rat that helps itself to other people’s money or property or takes bribes’. - how very interesting.

      They say there's no such thing as a co-incidence."

      [It never occurred to me that I could edit in this way before. I won't be making a habit of it.]

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  6. Wow that is a great turn around for Mukinbudin.

    Councillors need to keep an eye on the FHI and verify the information provided.

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  7. Congratulations Lisa Buckingham

    AVON VALLEY REGIONAL SMALL BUSINESS AWARD

    WINNER OF PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD

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    1. Lisa is the talented, highly skilled and hard-working proprietor of Hairitage Hair in the Settlers' Precinct. She is a brilliant hairdresser, the recipient of many awards both in Australia and overseas.

      Congratulations, Lisa, this award is richly deserved. May your business go from strength to strength!

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    2. My sincere apologies to Lisa, I forgot to add the name of her York business in my post.
      Thanks James for noting it.

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  8. Remind me what this particular post is about, I'm confused!

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    1. On this blog, comments don't have to be directly related to the theme and content of the post that gives rise to them, though most comments usually are. I often publish comments that are newsworthy (as in the case of Lisa's latest award) or just a bit of fun (like the ongoing discussion over several months concerning my lack of physical stature).

      As I've said before, my sense of humour tends to cover everything like a weed. I also take account of the fact that the YDCM comes out only once a month, so although this blog is not a substitute newspaper but a vehicle for opinion and comment, I'm happy to give space occasionally to items of breaking news.

      It's all part of the service.

      I'm sorry if my editorial policies have confused your understanding. I hope this response has clarified the issue and helped you towards an understanding of your confusion.

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    2. You haven't answered the question. Have you forgotten yourself?

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    3. I shouldn't need to answer that question. All the questioner had to do was renew his or her acquaintance with the article at the head of this webpage. Surely I can't be expected to do everything.

      No, I haven't 'forgotten myself' in either sense of that phrase.

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    4. What was the question?

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    5. Rats:
      Is a dwarf rat a mouse?

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    6. Heaven help us, not you again.

      No. Rats and mice are distinct members of the family Muridae. The mouse genus is 'Mus', the rat genus 'Rattus'. There are several varieties of both animals. The house mouse is classified as mus musculus, while the brown rat is rattus norvegicus. The word 'rat' derives from an Indo-European root '*red'or'*rot'meaning 'to gnaw', though rats didn't appear in Europe until towards the end of the first millenium A.D. 'Mouse' derives from Latin 'mus', so mice were known to the Romans and probably got their start as a major pest in the granaries of Neolithic farmers. 'Musculus', meaning 'little mouse', is the origin of our 'muscle', presumably because the rippling motion of a muscle resembles the movement of a mouse (yes, you can try it out at home).

      So a dwarf rat isn't a mouse, just as a giant mouse isn't a rat.

      Didn't they teach you anything at school?

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    7. And which rat will step into Tony Simpsons shoes?

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    8. If the premier loses the leadership spill, it could be one of those who deserted the sinking ship - in which case, we might get Tony Simpson again.

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    9. People of Australia are fed up with Politicians fighting amongst themselves.

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    10. Indeed they are, but squabbling among themselves is what politicians in a democracy tend to do. It's not necessarily a bad thing. Better that than living under a dictatorship, where the personal ambitions of politicians are suppressed and their opinions, and those of the populace in general, are shackled at the whim of an autocrat.

      Unfortunately, our democracy, along with the democracies of Europe, is assuming some of the characteristics of a dictatorship, most obviously but not exclusively in restricting
      freedom of speech. The admonition 'You can't say that' and the question 'Can I say that?'are symptoms of the malaise. So is the insulting attitude of politicians who don't trust Australians to debate sensibly and respectfully among themselves the implementation of a major and transformative social change - even one that most of us probably support.

      As George Orwell pointed out, most notably in '1984', clamping down on freedom of expression results in the erosion of freedom of thought. He got the date wrong, but he was right in principle. I wonder what he would have thought of the postmodern era, with its steady abandonment of Enlightenment values. I don't think he would have liked it very much.

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  9. oh well if it IS an endearing little creature, it is not as appropriate to the latest resident as I thought.

    The word rat caught my eye.

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  10. Good riddance to Minister Simpson - no one from York will miss him.

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  11. I always thought Tony was a decent bloke.

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  12. Anonymous20 September 2016 at 03:33 - so did Colin.

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  13. Mukinbudin's not far if Tyhscha, Gail and Gordon car pool.
    Ray would welcome them with open arms.

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