Friday 13 May 2016

THE WHITE ELEPHANT IN YORK’S PAJAMAS


One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. 
How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
Groucho Marx, in the movie Animal Crackers

It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Words said to have been spoken by Adolf Hitler on learning that Operation Barbarossa, his invasion of Russia, had failed.

 NOTE:  Two postscripts added 20 May 2016

Ladies and gentlemen, there is an elephant in York’s pajamas.  It’s a white elephant.  It’s called the York Recreation and Convention Centre, or YRCC.

It isn’t the only white elephant our local government has inflicted on the people of York.  There’s also the Old Convent School, thanks to James Best, appointed by Minister Tony Simpson to act as commissioner and hose down community dissent while our democratically elected council languished under a contrived suspension.

But that white elephant is tiny compared with the YRCC.  Eventually the treasury loan Mr. Best organised so the Shire could purchase the Old Convent School from his friends for an exorbitant price will have been repaid and the building either renovated and put to use or sold off, no doubt at a considerable loss. 

And that will be the end of that.  To use a phrase popular with my critics, we shall be ready to ‘move forward’—though where to, I’m not sure.

The YRCC is a much, much bigger white elephant.  And on present showing, York is doomed to possess and go on feeding it until the Last Trump or the heat death of the universe, concerning which your choice may depend on whether you barrack for the Pope or Richard Dawkins.

And yes, we do know (more or less) how that elephant got into York’s pajamas.  What we don’t know is how to get it out.  

Unlike Groucho, we don’t have the option of shooting it, because the corpse would be far too big to dispose of easily—unless the Shire locates a naïve Chinese buyer, which seems on the whole unlikely.

That might not matter if this elephant weren’t such a hungry beast.  Every year, it consumes a good deal of money—perhaps enough to keep the Shire’s budget in the black forever, thus doing away entirely with the need for annual rate increases.

For reasons that will shortly become apparent, the Shire has made sly but strenuous efforts to conceal the spiralling construction and maintenance costs of the YRCC (sorry Groucho, the elephant joke has served its purpose, and from now on I’m going to drop it).

‘A promise made is a debt unpaid’

More than 12 months ago, former Acting CEO Graeme Simpson, on the Shire‘s behalf, promised us what he called ‘a fact sheet’ about the YRCC.

I believe he did so at the suggestion of the FOI Commissioner.

Whether or not he seriously intended to keep that promise when he made it, I can’t say.  The point is that he didn’t keep the promise, perhaps because senior Shire employees put bricks under his wheels to stop him.

His promise is a debt that to this day remains unpaid.

It is possible that new CEO Paul Martin will be more forthcoming.  He may not be as firmly wedded as previous incumbents of the office to the local government culture of evasiveness, secrecy and concealment.   He may be more sensitive to community opinions and desires.

Who knows, he may impress on Council the importance of releasing the Fitz Gerald Report from its prison in the bunker at Joaquina Street.  He may even advocate making public aspects of the recent police report, which isn’t really a report, of the investigation into alleged fraudulent use of municipal funds, which wasn’t really an investigation.

A couple of ratepayers, one of them a former councillor, petitioned the Shire under FOI for information about the centre.  If their questions were answered, they haven’t shared the results with the rest of us, I suppose to spare others the full horror of what that information revealed.

I’ve looked into the origins of the YRCC.  I’ve also obtained, from various sources, fragments of information about how the YRCC project has developed since its inception and how much it has cost and continues to cost the ratepayers of York.

I won’t pretend that this article is definitive and covers all the facts. The truth is that some of it is speculative, though based on the best information currently available to me.  

If the Shire had done its duty by York’s ratepayers and come clean about the project, I wouldn’t have to speculate and there might be no reason to write about it, since details of how much it has cost would be in the public domain.

So—prepare to be stunned, astonished, amazed, alarmed, astounded, mentally boggled and thoroughly discombobulated by what I’m about to tell you.  I was, so why shouldn’t you be?

History…

For an official description of the YRCC, probably composed by a Perth firm of public relations consultants, go to http://recreation.york.wa.gov.au/about.aspx , where you will learn that the Shire conceived the centre as a ‘state of the art facility’ in 2008, work on it began in 2010, and construction was completed in 2012. 

You will also learn that the centre is ‘proud to be affiliated with sporting clubs, large and small’.  It is ‘currently being utilised for community meetings, sporting events, corporate conferences and local seminars, as well as being a popular spot for a weekend meal or a cold beverage and the occasional private party’, and offers ‘a welcoming and inclusive environment’.

So let’s go back to 2008, during the heyday of CEO Ray Hooper. 

In November of that year, the Shire received a document entitled Shire of York: Forrest Oval Precinct Sport and Recreation Facilities Master Plan.  This was the final report submitted by A Balanced View, a Perth firm providing something called ‘leisure consultancy services’.  

The document is 120 pages long, comprising 50 pages of main text and 70 of appendices.  Its tone is one of restrained optimism based on statistical projections reflecting social and financial conditions prevailing at the time.

What’s proposed in the document relies on a concept plan formulated by quantity surveyors Ralph Beattie Bosworth.

The 12 ‘broad principles’ underpinning the plan are set out as bullet points on p. 36 of the report.  Those principles include ‘minimising duplication of facilities’; sharing of premises by ‘compatible users’, which seems to mean clubs doing the same sort of thing in the same space but keeping out of one another’s way; rationalising and replacing poor facilities; ‘flexible design’ that will ‘eliminate anti social behaviour’; ‘creation of a sporting and recreation community “Hub”’;  ‘environmentally sustainable features’, namely ‘water conservation, energy efficiency and waste minimisation’; and ‘design for ongoing cost efficient management and maintenance’.

Please keep that last one in mind.

According to the plan’s author, ‘The collocation of compatible usage types is integral to the effective optimisation of facilities’.  Jeez, I wish I could write a sentence like that, I’d make a fortune.

The concept plan relates to a ‘Master Plan Concept’ giving particulars of projected developments on the Forrest Oval site.  

Among them are ‘six synthetic grass tennis courts’, a ‘12 rink synthetic bowling green with lighting’, and ‘a large bitumen parking area’ supplemented with ‘additional unsealed parking in the centre of [the] precinct with access from Barker Street entrance’.

Please keep those in mind, too.

A construction cost estimate supplied by Ralph Beattie Bosworth weighed in at $5,750,000, but according to the report the Shire of York took the more optimistic view that construction could be carried out in four stages for a mere $4,386,000.

Somebody must have been dreaming.

…and mystery—what the Shire of York hasn’t told us

To the best of my knowledge and belief, the full cost of construction to date is somewhere between $8m and $12m.  One of my sources has nominated $14m, but that strikes me as a dollar or two over the top, even for the Shire of York.

I have no idea if those figures include interest payments on money borrowed for the project.  I doubt the project could have gone ahead without borrowing, but I have heard that money was diverted from other projects, for example road maintenance, as construction costs at Forrest Oval began to spiral and unforeseen costs emerged.

The actual cost has never been disclosed.  If it were to be disclosed now, it would not be final, because the promised ‘large bitumen parking area’ hasn’t yet materialised—though to be fair, there is no shortage of unsealed parking as envisaged in the Master Concept Plan.

Equally mysterious is the cost of maintaining the centre.  My best guess is that it is in the region of $300K to $500K a year, more than enough to balance the budget, bearing in mind that the 2015/6 deficit was a little over $288,000. 

Over several years, the benefit of not having to pay so much to maintain the centre would help keep rates at a reasonable level, i.e. much lower than where they are now. 

A figure I’ve heard bandied about is that the centre services a mere 18% of York’s population.  If true, that means four-fifths of the population, those who don’t use the centre, are forking out heavily for the one-fifth that does. 

So far as I know, there has been no specific disclosure of the annual revenue the Shire obtains from users of the centre, including those who frequent the bar and restaurant.  I’m fairly sure that would do little to offset the cost of maintenance, but it would be nice to know exactly how much it is.

Called to the bar

And speaking of the bar and restaurant, is it right that in a town where wining and dining venues like the York Palace Hotel, the Castle Hotel, and Settlers and the Flour Mill Café, are having a hard time making ends meet, the Shire is running a facility in competition with all of them?

Wouldn’t it be better—or in bureaucratic parlance, ‘more appropriate’—to leave running ‘a popular spot for a weekend meal or a cold beverage and the occasional private party’, to local entrepreneurs who are perfectly capable of offering ‘a welcoming and inclusive environment’? 

I vaguely recall that similar questions were put to Commissioner Best, who responded by mumbling something about ‘competitive neutrality’.  This principle is meant to ensure that local government enterprises don’t snatch bread from the mouths of hard-working business people.

Unfortunately, the principle doesn’t cut in until profits from the centre’s bar and restaurant reach $200K, a figure that probably exceeds revenue obtained from visitors and the small minority of York residents using the facility. 

On the credit side, the bar and restaurant provide employment for a favoured handful of local people.  But at what cost in loss of business to York hostelries and indeed to the rest of us?

Anyone for tennis?

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It’s fair to say that the YRCC has encountered a few difficulties along the way since 2012, when, as we are told on the centre’s website, the project was completed.

Things started to go bad early in the piece, when toilets backed up into shower cubicles.  Plumbers had to cut through a concrete slab and dig down in order to repair the problem.

A sinkhole appeared in the ‘12 rink synthetic bowling green’.  I believe this happened when a mini excavator ran over a plastic stormwater drain, splitting the pipe so that water gushed out, washing soil away to create the sinkhole.  I understand that the problem was fixed but has since recurred. Orange cones were placed on the green as a warning to users not to fall into the hole.

To round out this tale of woe, the artificial grass on the tennis court has buckled.  This happened last year.  Not being a tennis player, I don’t know if it was fixed then—I believe the Shire was involved in a dispute with the supplier, Green Planet Grass, over who should bear the cost of repair—but if so it seems to have happened again.

Apparently the sporting clubs had asked the Shire to give the job of laying the greens to another Perth outfit, Tiger Turf, but CEO Hooper preferred Green Planet Grass.  He even gave the firm a puff on its website.  (See my article What a difference a tree makes, posted on 8 June 2015.)

In fairness to Green Planet Grass, I should say that the tennis court surface might have buckled as a result of inadequate maintenance, not because they did a crappy job.   I believe that was the position the firm took in the course of its dispute with the Shire.

 That sinking feeling... just bowls you over, doesn't it? 

Questions

It’s time for the Shire to come clean on the cost of the YRCC.

It’s time to produce the fact sheet promised by Acting CEO Simpson more than a year ago. 

The fact sheet should at the very least answer the following questions.

1.              How much has it cost to construct the centre?
2.              What moneys were diverted from other projects to help meet the cost of construction?
3.              What will be the cost of completing construction by bitumenising the car park?
4.              What since 2012 has been the annual cost of maintenance and repair?
5.              How much revenue has the Shire obtained annually since 2012 from the clubs that use it?
6.              What profits have flowed to the Shire since 2012 from the restaurant and bar?
7.              How many conventions (or conferences) and seminars has the centre hosted each year since 2012? What revenue flowed from that to the Shire?
8.              Does there exist a revised business plan for the centre, and if so, will the Shire post it online?
9.              Realistically, what likelihood is there that the centre will ever pay its own way and free ratepayers from the burden of maintaining it?

Issuing such a fact sheet will signal that the Shire has set its feet firmly on the road to open, honest and accountable government.


POSTSCRIPT added 200516:  The agenda for the OCM Monday 23 May 2016 includes a recommendation that Council approve the release for community consultation of a draft Strategic Plan and note that the CEO is undertaking an organisational review of the Shire’s operations.



The draft Strategic Plan incorporates ‘a comprehensive review’ of the Shire’s Corporate Business Plan and Long Term Financial Plan.

The draft Corporate Business Plan, under the heading Reviewing and improving use of Shire facilities and assets (Agenda p. 47), includes the following:

Reviewing the operations and management arrangements of the York Recreation and Convention Centre.  This review would examine the management structure, liquor licence, operating subsidy, involvement of clubs and other relevant matters to guide the centre operations into the future.

It also includes preparation of a concept plan for redevelopment of Avon Park and a discussion paper for future use of the Old Convent School.

As I see it, this is excellent news for all of us.  So is the proposal, under the heading Increased levels of service (Agenda, p.47) to install street trees in Avon Terrace.  (This one is especially close to my heart—see my blog article What a Difference a Tree Makes, 7 June 2015.)  It’s whispered that members of the public will be offered the opportunity to sponsor a tree.  I don’t know if that’s true, but if it is, count me in.

The downside is a projected rate increase of 3.5% for the next financial year, followed by 3.75%, 4.00% and 4.25% respectively for the three years that follow.  The purpose of these increases is ‘to fund the current initiatives included in the draft Corporate Business Plan’ (Agenda, p.49).

But in my opinion, if the Shire implements its program for change as set out in the draft Strategic Plan, those relatively modest rate increases aren’t too high a price for the community to pay.

This appears to be the dawn of a new era for York. 

POSTPOSTSCRIPT  added 200516: I've submitted the following question to the Shire for Monday's OCM at Talbot.
 

Question for OCM 23 May 2016—York Recreation and Convention Centre

I note with pleasure the proposal in the Shire’s draft Corporate Business Plan to review the operations and management arrangements of the YRCC.

I note with equal pleasure the CEO’s recommendation to Council that the draft Strategic Community Plan, which incorporates the business plan, should be made available for community consultation.

To facilitate an informed consultation process, the community will require information about the construction and maintenance costs of the centre since its inception in May 2008.

I remind Council that well over a year ago Acting CEO Simpson promised to release a ‘fact sheet’ pertaining to those costs and other matters pertaining to the centre.  That document has never materialised.

Will Council now authorise the CEO to release a fact sheet that includes the following information:

1.              The total cost of construction to date, including the recent bitumenising of the car park;
2.              The amount of moneys diverted from other projects to help meet the cost of construction, and what those other projects were;
3.              The costs, annually since 2012, of maintenance and repair;
4.              The amount of revenue that the Shire has obtained annually since 2012 from the clubs that use the centre;
5.              The amount of profit flowing annually to the Shire since 2012 from operation of the restaurant and bar;
6.              The number of conventions (or conferences) and seminars hosted at the centre annually since 2012, and the amount of revenue flowing from such hosting annually to the Shire since 2012;
7.              The likelihood that the centre will ever pay its own way and free the majority of ratepayers, who don’t use it, from the burden of maintaining it.

I realise that these are mainly so-called ‘historical issues’, but they have direct relevance to community consideration of the future operations and management arrangements of the centre.


 

105 comments:

  1. A reasonable synopsis James, although the figure you heard bandied about that the centre services a 18% of York’s population is a little optimistic.

    York's population is approximately 3500 people, 18% of this figure is 700 people (ish), 700 people don't use the tavern. A huge percentage of the alleged 700 patrons are juniors.

    The greater portion of adult sports persons do not use the tavern, I know, I'm one of them.
    The sports persons of the town have little choice where they play sport now, as the Shire has
    taken our traditional facilities away. With hindsight, I'm sure the majority of York's sports
    persons would rather have it back to how it was.

    Hats off to the Croquet club for sticking to their guns.

    The Hockey club, Shire President Wallace's baby for many years, has its own bar facility
    completely separate from the tavern, the Shire annually approve a dozen or so special licenses
    en bloc for liquor licensing purposes.

    President Dave wanted it this way, he wasn't going to have anything to do with new tavern
    while he was king pin at the Hockey club. He's changed his tune now that he's singing from the
    Shires song sheet.

    The Tavern was always going to be and is a private drinking hole for Pat Hooper, Brian
    Lawrence, John (sold out the bowls club for 80K) Weeks, Tony Tanner, Tony Boil and of course
    bar man extraordinaire Nick (eat for free) Russo.

    By the way, the car park has now been completed at a cost of approximately 300K.

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    1. It was also a convenient drinking hole for the pack of rat's mate Ray.


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    2. Isn't that why Pat Hooper, Brian Lawrence and Tony Boil endorsed the abortion of a building in the first place?

      None of my friends or family use the wreck centre because it was designed for the local boozers, not the for majority of York residents.

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  2. Thanks, John, for your very informative comment.

    I wasn't aware that the car park had been bitumenised as promised in the 'concept' plan. Glad to hear it. It's been a while since I parked at the centre. My apologies to the Shire for getting the facts wrong.

    I was a member of the croquet club when it decided to reject the Shire's offer of alternative accommodation at the centre. In my view, that was a correct decision. You can guess which way I voted!

    I had heard that the tavern was 'a private drinking hole' for the notables you mention. I wasn't aware that customers ate for free.

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  3. Seems all but one or two Councillors are singing from the Shire song sheet with promises made at 'meet the candidates night' forgotten.

    How come Councillors never question the recommending officers blurb? Are they too scared to speak up? Councillors have forgotten they are there to get the best deal for the Ratepayers, not to roll over and let the Administration call the shots! Time they found their voices.



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  4. Is it the notables who got Nick the job who eat for free?

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  5. Check out the new rec centre carpark, what a mess. cracks,corrugations,depressions, loose stones covering it all up.what good is a 2 year warranty when its in this condition from the start. Well at $229000 plus associated costs,it might have been the cheapest price but its not as easy as that,management should have properly worded the contract and plans,and followed up with checks and quality control measures. Come on let's be more careful.Too much cash just thrown to the breeze on this one.

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    1. Who is responsible for managing the YRCC project? It seems to lurch from minor stuff-up to major catastrophe, at an unconscionable cost to the York community. A project of that size should have been managed and supervised, dare I say it, by somebody qualified and experienced in project management. Was it?

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    2. Silly man, of course it was. Gail managed the project, fact!

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    3. The stuff ups continue!

      I hope the Shire President and Councillors realise Ratepayers have had enough of these bloody disasters.





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    4. The certificate was signed off on 11 October 2011 by Ray Hooper.

      Interestingly, the complex was allowed to open without complying with the applicable legislation at the time, in particular disable car parking. The Shire were picked up for this in 2014 after a patrons wheel chair sank up to its wheel hub in what was described as 'quicksand'. After being alerted, CEO Keeble ensured that concrete bays were installed in record quick time. Ironic really, considering the hoops some people have to jump through in order to comply with the Shires capricious standards.

      As for the tennis court playing surface, which is only into its fourth year, this will cost 'us' in excess of 100K to fix. The original Green Planet Grass surface cost approximately 120K, work that out over its four year lifespan, 30K per year or $700 per week or $100 every day for a synthetic surface which was supposed to last for a minimum of 10 years. Call that value for money, want to hang someone out to dry?

      It's high time the administration department came clean with the cost of this gargantuan fuck up, the YRCC is nothing more than a gigantic monument to the ego's of half a dozen egotistical maggots: Hooper, Hooper Boyle, Fisher, Lawrence and Randell.

      Now is a perfect opportunity for Councillor Randell to be held to account for the gross mismanagement of municipal funds. Of course this will never happen, as was recently evidenced, the culture of cover ups and secrecy continues, only this time, those people who we believed in and trusted to represent our interests are disturbingly quick to suppress anything and everything at the whim of a bureaucrat which could relate to previous 'governance issues'.

      Councillor Randyasell and Councilor Walters were in office at the time the decisions were being made and implemented, have these two been exonerated, should they be? I don't think so! I understand the Freedom of Information Commissioner found in favour of Councillor Walters and his decision was that she was to be provided with the costs of the YRCC. Now a Councillor, Ms Walters has an 18 month window to do the right thing by ensuring the information is collated and the community informed how much this project has cost to date and is likely to cost for the rest of its lifespan (which hopefully won't be long).

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    5. OMG Junior you're right, its falling apart already and was only completed a couple of weeks ago. Poor compaction looks to be the cause, it will need to be investigated by someone with the requisite skills and a report presented to the CEO, who will then inform the Councillors that our money is still being wasted. Now it's evident that the project has failed so soon after completion, regardless of any two year guarantee, this is now a long term unnecessary liability and is another drain on the municipal finances.

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    6. Cr. Smythe was also on the York Shire between 2006 and 2011 when decisions were made.

      I believe you will find Cr. Walters has asked DCEO Cochrane repeatedly for the documents for the wreck centre following the ruling from the Office of the Commission. Up until now the DCEO has managed to dodge providing them.

      Now we have a new CEO, perhaps he will seriously consider ordering his Deputy to try and do a full days work and provide all the documents relating to the wreck centre for everyone to read.

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    7. In fairness to the DCEO and Cr Walters, the stumbling block may have been the considerable sum - I believe it was in the region of $800 - that Cr Walters was required to pay for the information. That amount would have been calculated according to provisions of the FOI Act. From my own experience with FOI, I'm fairly sure the amount would have been calculated correctly, probably by the 'FOI consultant with a legal background' engaged by James Best, presumably to take the pressure off the DCEO. I don't blame Cr Walters for not following through with the transaction.

      One thing that's always puzzled me is why the DCEO didn't take over from CEO Hooper when he resigned. Isn't that what a DCEO is supposed to do - to act in the CEO position until a new CEO is appointed?? Why didn't the DCEO become Acting CEO Cochrane when she had the chance - a chance most deputies would have jumped at?

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    8. Don't blame Cr. Walters. How about offering to pay the $800 for her. A figure well out of the reach of the peasants and designed specifically to make sure the truth stays buried.

      I remember Boil's missus asking Council, when hubby was 'in the seat', if the cost of FOI's were stopping roads from being fixed. Bright ay? Don't think Tony even understood that question.

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    9. Wrong James, it had nothing to do with any $800, read: WALTERS and Shire of York, Re [2014] WAICmr 24 (22 December 2014).
      The Shire argued the information was already in the public domain, the OIC said otherwise.

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    10. The Shire said the information was in the public domain. Trouble is no one can comprehend the Shire's filing system because it uses a different alphabet to the rest of us.

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    11. According to one informant, the situation is that despite the FOI Commissioner's ruling in the case cited by Anonymous 15/5 22:36, the DCEO has persistently refused to hand over to Cr Walters the information she requested from the Shire. Instead, she has demanded that Cr Walters tell her which of the Shire's files contains the information.

      Frankly, I find this assertion incredible. Surely it can't be true? If it were true, it would indicate a profound disrespect for the law, unforgivable in a senior Shire employee.

      Anonymous, I think you were right to pull me up about the $800. If memory serves, having won her case Cr Walters wouldn't have to pay for the information.

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  6. Ray appointed Gail as a buffer to deflect the blame away from him. She thought it was because he thought she was important - silly woman!

    There needs to be a full open investigation into the whole mess and whether it meets Australian Standards.
    Does anyone know who signed off on the work?

    Lord Forrest would turn in his Grave with what has happened on the land he gifted to the people of York!

    Unfortunately this is what happens when unqualified fools are put in charge of multi million $$ projects.

    Thanks Ray - your legacy lives on!

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  7. Some historical details not mentioned in my article:

    The YRCC project appears to have originated almost exactly 8 years ago in the adoption of a draft recreation and open space strategy at the Special Council Meeting held on 12 May 2008. (See http://www.york.wa.gov.au/profiles/york/assets/clientdata/document-centre/2008-minutes/special-council-meeting-may-12-2008.pdf.)

    Cr Brian Lawrence moved to accept CEO Hooper's recommendation, slightly amended, with Cr Trevor Randell as seconder (Resolution 010508). It's surprising how many motions of the council of the day Cr Randell seconded, compared with the number he proposed. He was, if I may so express it, usually the bridesmaid rather than the bride.

    An outline of the proposed re-development appears in Appendix B. This states, among other things: 'It is planned to redevelop the current Forrest Oval Recreation Centre and pavilion, and construct a shared use facility. This facility will house function rooms, bar, dining/meeting room, viewing areas, offices, telecommunication facilities, storage areas, gymnasium, indoor sports areas, foyer, toilets, change rooms, and large kitchen and cool room'. It also mentions the centre's potential as a future site of an aquatic facility when the current swimming pool ceases to be viable.

    In a document issued in 2012 (http://www.hodgecollardpreston.com/project/york-community-function-centre/), the YRCC architects, Hodge Collar Preston, report that the project was completed in 2011. They cite a replacement cost of $7m but don't mention the cost of construction, which presumably (but not necessarily) would have been less but I'd wager was considerably more than the Shire's original estimate of $4,386,000.

    The document concludes with the following triumphant peroration: 'The Centre sits proud in its setting and forms part of a well-functioning sporting complex...Completing the project on time, within budget, and meeting the client's needs in terms of functionality, social, cultural and environmental responsibilities, whilst inspiring community pride'.

    They must have overlooked the car park, which wasn't completed on time, and probably not within budget.

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    1. They forgot to add: The Centre sits proud, surrounded by sink holes and buckling tennis turf!

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    2. For heaven's sake, Steve, where's your community pride?

      That peroration is pure poetry. It should be set to music (of course, by a noteworthy composer).

      It would have to be made to rhyme, though. I'm working on it. Here's my opening stanza:

      "The Centre sits proud in its setting,
      As part of a sporting complex:
      It was finished on time
      In a manner sublime
      And much better (and cheaper) than sex."

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    3. Boil, Prat 'The Rat' , 'shafting York' Dup, 'yes boss' Lawrence, 'Bridesmaid' Randell, together with 'sink hole Project Manager' Gale and 'I'm in over my head/protector of Chadwick" Tysha were all happy to have their egos stroked and minds controlled by the master mind of York's decade + dictatorship.

      Throughout history machiavellian dictators have used the weakest of minds to do their bidding including covering up, hiding or destroying evidence of mistakes.

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    4. A plaque with the above names (plus Ray Hooper) and the $$$ cost should be fixed to a very big rock at the Ulster Road entrance, to remind future generations who was responsible for the wreck centre mess.

      Why a rock? Can't risk attaching the plaque to the wall of the building in case it disappears down a sink hole!

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    5. Now there's an idea, Historian - a plaque that commemorates a plague. I think I saw one a couple of years ago in London.

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  8. Unfortunately Tom I am right, I think the shire should hold off on awarding any further contracts involving major works or big ticket items.Look around there are hundreds if not thousounds of much smaller issues that require attention, small jobs and projects. Suffice to say, SEND THE UPPER MANAGEMENT ALL BACK DOWN TO EARTH FOR A WHILE, and let the work begin.

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    1. Yeah, make the two 'senior princesses' Tea Ladies.
      Don't forget, take your own 'take away' coffee if you go to a meeting in the office!

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  9. Worth noting is the Shire graders and rollers sat in the depot for nearly 6 weeks while a contractor built the wreck centre carpark. Why?

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    1. Simple, it was the Shire who carried out the groundworks for the bowls and tennis greens, the same Shire who build inferior roads, what sane person would allow the Shire to do anything other than sweep the streets and clean the barbeques?

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    2. Maybe you should be sure of statements made in trying to be one of the pack , I can assure you graders did not sit in Depot for 6 weeks while the carpark was under construction . As you are so observant you may have noticed said contractors hours of work as I did somedays starting at Noon other days at10 or even later , but as you checking the depot for graders perhaps trying to work out what a grader looked like . Please let's only work on facts ! or are you the same Anonymous with several ridiculous names that you use to back up your own statements made as a qualified professional

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    3. So anonomouse 403 what where the graders doing then, no road maintenance, no road construction and no repairs to the two abortions built on spencers and mokine, and some observers of the shire carry cameras and i can assure you there are photos of the parked construction equipment in the depot in the middle of the construction season.
      Why did quellington road get left wasn,t it suposed to start in february.
      We are sick of paying good money for morons to ruin our shire time to clean out the crap and get some decent operators.

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  10. Here's another historical tidbit (that's the politically correct US spelling, I got a red line under the English version) that I've just happened upon while trawling through the minutes.

    On p.39 of the minutes of the Special Council Meeting held on 5 September 2008, it's reported that the Shire had borrowed $250K repayable over 15 years to meet the cost of synthetic bowling greens, with annual repayments to the tune of $29,799. (That's a total of $446,985. Stop whining, peasants, it's only ratepayers' money.)

    It was further reported that the Bowling Club would have to refund the shire for all loan repayments. Has it been doing that - and if it has, does it think it's getting value for money?

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  11. Is it time for Ratepayers to march on the Shire Chambers ?

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    1. Before we do that, let's give the new CEO a chance to strut his stuff.

      If he doesn't meet our legitimate expectations, we can march along Avon Terrace, pitchforks in hand, singing the Marseillaise.

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    2. Anonymous15 May 2016 at 20:47 - Bit late - you should have organised a march when Ray Hooper and his merry band of idiots on council were destroying people lives.

      Give the new CEO a chance.

      Here's two things you can do - make an appointment and meet the Gentleman and lobby all the councillors telling them residents can't handle any increase in Rates!

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  12. James Plumridge15 May 2016 at 20:07 - the reason DCEO didn't step up to ACEO when Ray spat his dummy and scuttled off into the burbs was (apart from not being really and truly qualified and 'in over her head') GOD felt York had been punished enough without appointing Ray's disciple.

    The appointment of Best destroyed the last 'nats foreskin' of faith I had.

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    1. On your knees, sinner, and cry aloud for mercy.

      God is locked in an eternal struggle with the Powers of Darkness.

      What happens in York is a micocosm of that cosmic stoush.

      He won’t get round to sorting out our problems until He’s liberated North Korea, vanquished Islamic State and convinced Colin Barnett that Tony Simpson is too thick to be local government minister.

      When He’s done all that, He might turn His attention to our credit card fiasco and the lamentable tendency of York councillors to drift over to the dark side by embracing the prevailing local government orthodoxy based on secrecy and concealment.

      Who knows, He might even get round to fixing up our tennis courts and bowling greens.

      Patience, my friend, have faith…

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    2. Ha. Never mind bowling greens (enough about the election, already), how about a "like" option for blog comments? :-)

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    3. What hubris, Sir Buh. Google doesn't provide that facility. I've seen those 'thumbs up, thumbs down' thingies on other blogs. On this blog, I'd like to have thumbs up, thumbs down, and a raised middle finger.

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  13. Colin is happy with Simpson's performance, the thicker he is the better.

    It's Colin's way of keeping the peasants (those that don't live in the Western suburbs) in control.

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  14. Does anyone know when and under what authority the Shire applied for a liquor licence for the YRCC bar and restaurant?

    I can't find anything in the minutes to indicate that the application was initiated or approved by council.

    Perhaps Ray applied to the licensing court under delegation from council.

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  15. Brian Lawrence, Pat Hooper, Tony Boyle and John Weeks should be able to throw some light on when, how and why the Shire of York applied for the Liquor Licence for the YRCC - they were all up to their necks in the froth!

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  16. Is it true that dwarfs are banned from the YRCC?

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    1. No. They're allowed in, but only for a short time.

      Your question is politically incorrect. That's the only reason I published it, you nutter.

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    2. How could you stoop so low? It's because of comments like yours, that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.

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    3. Stooping? I'm not stooping, I always look like this.

      I think you're trying to draw attention to the fact that my head is unusually close to the ground, even when I'm vertical. Or to put it another way, that my feet are closer to my waist than might be predicted from the length of my torso.

      The reason for this is that when I was a kid and my family went on a camping holiday, we were always a tent peg short, so my dad used a wooden mallet to drive me into the ground up to my knees. I'd stay like that for three weeks, holding up the tent while my mum and dad and the other kids went fishing.

      At the time I thought it was unfair, but it stood me in good stead when I started out as a stand up comedian, because whenever I stood up, everyone would laugh.

      Still, it's tough having people make fun of me like you do, just because I'm several inches below average height. So I can't say I'd call myself happy, but nobody would ever say I'm grumpy.

      (I seem to recall we had an exchange like this several months ago, maybe on the other blog. I won't post any more of your rude remarks on the topic of my lack of corporeal altitude.)



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    4. James, I don't think that Anonymous 17 May 2016 at 04:34 meant to insult your obvious complex about height, I think the question about dwarfs is interesting and a justified one. For instance, the Shire, on behalf of the ratepayers have just spent an awful of lot of money on a new car park but there appears to be no 'short stay' facility.

      The fact you are "several inches below average height" is inconsequential, compared to being several inches below average length.

      Remember, there are always people worse off than you.

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    5. Thanks for your comment, Mark. Actually I don't have a 'complex' about my height. I believe that short people are in many ways superior to tall people. We are 'grass roots' people. We see the world as it really is and think more clearly than our lanky friends because we don't have our heads in the clouds. Tall people are unquestionably worse off than we are.

      That's why they make jokes and like Randy Newman sing rude songs about us. It's envy that drives them. Think of all the short people who've made a real impact on the world: Napoleon and Hitler for a start, not to mention the author of the famous 'minority report'. Short people rule, OK?

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    6. I am politely referred to as 'vertically challenged' and probably one chromosome off being classified a dwarf.
      Being several inches below average height is not inconsequential for me.
      I am 'bumped into' regularly, dislike crowds because I would spend most of the time looking at peoples waist lines, cannot see over the deli counter and struggle to reach things on the higher shelves in IGA!


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    7. Look on the bright side, Shorty. For example, not being able to see above the waistline means that women can't accuse you of gazing at their upper bodies when you're supposed to be paying attention to their opinions.

      This topic is now closed to further comment. It's getting out of hand.

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    8. Clarification Mr. Plumbridge, I probably run the risk of being accused of gazing at the male lower bodies - I am female!

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  17. Ray Hooper set up a Forrest Oval complex Committee - from memory Brian Lawrence and Pat Hooper were both on it.

    When they read your blog (or Trev tips them off), they will provide information as to where in the Shire records the Liquor Licence was voted on by councillors.

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  18. The liquor license application as well publicised for comment. Only one publican objected and that was the Imperial. All other objections came from a small handful of us "troublemakers." Everyone else was as usual unaware or apothetic at the time.

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    1. Ray, Pat, Brian, Randell and Tony coined the term 'troublemakers' in an attempt to discredit those questioning their blatant disrespect for certain members of the York Community.

      The appropriate term should have been 'truth seekers'.

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    2. Public apathy seems to be a perennial problem for local government. One of James Best's finest achievements was getting us all interested in what he was doing as commissioner replacing the elected council. Remember those fabulous meetings at Forrest Oval, when so many people attended that he called in the police to prevent outbreaks of violent protest and attempts on his life? Ah, those were the days. We shan't see his like again.

      In 2008, plans to build the YRCC were widely publicised and submissions invited. The Shire received only 5. One suggested a winding cycle track; another, a portable mirror for use in dance training; a third, a 25 metre pool for swimming and to provide hydrotherapy for elderly residents; a fourth, airconditioning, especially in the gym, and a fifth, the longest and most detailed, cricket training nets, clubrooms and storage facilities, netball courts, an indoor stadium, lighting, parking bays, access for prams and the disabled, a more spacious gym, and having the York show continue at Forrest Oval.

      Not one of them questioned if it was a good idea to spend so much money on a grandiose facility likely to benefit only a fraction of York's population. So far as I know, nobody sent in a submission to that effect. The people of York therefore missed out on the opportunity to declaim, years later, 'We told you so'. However, that doesn't mean they don't have a right to grumble about it now.

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    3. My comments re objections above James referred to the Tavern License, not the overall project.

      Boyle and P.Hooper repeatedly said at the time, the project was fully funded from outside sources which of course was not true.

      I bjected based on competitive neutrality. The Castle Hotel didn't even object. This is why they've gotten away with so much. Residents didn't keep themselves informed, didn't think they could make a difference, didn't care or didn't understand.

      Anyway we're stuck with it now so we have to make it work. A good syart would be to have a proper monthly financial report of income and expenditure, not an excel spreadsheet. This should be generated from a Point of Sale system which should have been done from the start

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    4. No one believed Boyle and Hooper, hence all the questions (not accurately recorded in minutes) asked at council meetings.
      Boyle and Hooper were too busy with their self importance and enjoying having their ego's stroked to check the information they were told by Ray Hooper.

      Sooner or later the truth will come out.

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  19. James, it was difficult to lodge a submission using the vague information provided.
    Many questions were raised by concerned residents during Public Question Time in the run up to the YRCC fiasco about the cost of the project and where the money was going to come from. Cr. Walters kept asking for the Business Plan (non existent) and Whole of Life cost (not provided).
    No one will be surprised to know the Questions were not recorded accurately within the Minutes and Councillors of the day turned a blind eye to that fact and yes the councillors were those named above.
    Complaints to Minister fell on deaf ears!
    It was all part of the decade + open accountable Governance under Hooper! Burying facts, figures and the truth all condoned by the Boy's Club'!

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  20. Leaders don't normally set out to create a toxic culture, not even Ray Hooper, yet when a workplace culture evolves on its own with little attention given to positive relationships and more importantly employees & management aren't held accountable for inappropriate or illegal actions, the mood at any organisation will turn poisonous.

    The result of this can be significant, for example, poor service delivery/customer service, low morale, increased absenteeism and higher staff turnover. Ultimately, there is a very good chance a toxic culture will lead to actions that become a cause of the organisations failure. This has become very evident in York.

    The giveaway signs:

    Weak leadership - with no clear sense of direction

    Double standards by leadership – if there are members of leadership who don't hold themselves accountable to the same standards and expectations as others in the business, the culture will soon be based on contempt

    Authoritarian or bullying leadership - if the leadership are bullies, then those who succeed in such a culture are likely to be bullies too. Authoritarian leadership too often creates a culture of fear and subservience.

    Openness and honesty: can everyone speak their mind? The alternative is a culture where important issues are swept under the carpet

    Dishonesty and corruption - the root of this culture is based in ambition and greed

    Reluctance to embrace change - can create a stifling environment where innovation and creativity are discouraged

    Rampant gossip/rumours - the rumours could be about other employees, leadership or strategy. But they spread fast and can have devastating effects.

    Us/Them mentality – often arises from weak leaders

    Retaining poor-performing staff - keeping them on board will frustrate the other good performers with a good attitude and they are much more likely to leave

    So, has anyone seen any positive changes since the demise of Ray Hooper? Are you over listening to the pitiful whimpering spin from the new autocratic Shire President.

    I am.

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    1. Ratepayer18 May 2016 at 15:09 You are spot on with the list of giveaway signs. Great post.
      Sadly Shire Presidents Hooper and Boyle during the Hooper era were happy to condone his authoritarian/bullying leadership when in fact they were supposed to be the leaders. Hooper was their employee, something they both conveniently forgot.
      I believe Ray Hooper did set out to create a toxic culture when he came to York. You only have to look at the senior staff he handpicked to serve him. He did the same thing Chittering, until the Councillors woke up to what he was doing. I believe he suddenly resigned his position in Chittering as well.

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  21. Is the Editor being selective on anything that names Councillor Wallace?

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    1. Of course he isn't. Nobody is beyond criticism, not even the Shire President - or come to that, lesser mortals like me.

      If I've inadvertently given the false impression that I have nothing else to do but sit hunched over my computer waiting for comments and posting them the moment they arrive, I apologise.

      That said, I have to thank you for your thoughtful, thought provoking and in my view entirely correct analysis of what can go wrong in a workplace where management is dishonest, corrupt, or ineffectual giving rise to what you rightly call a toxic culture lower down the food chain, poor customer service and bullying of customers and colleagues.

      Concerning Shire President Dave, I don't know him well but I believe him to be an honest man resolved to do his best for the community at large. However, I have noticed that he seems to be adopting autocratic habits, like shutting up members of the gallery with something controversial to say during PQT. (I won't forget in a hurry how, figuratively speaking, he jumped on Darlene Barratt for saying that Ray Hooper had 'dodged a bullet' regarding the police report on alleged credit card fraud. She had every right to speak her mind, and if what she said was in any way defamatory, legal consequences would have flowed to her, not the Shire or him, so long as Darlene's remark was excluded from the minutes).

      My impression is that President Wallace, like the DLGC, wants to avoid contentious issues, especially those derisively termed 'historical'. Like some of his fellow councillors - one in particular - he doesn't seem to have grasped that York is unlikely to 'move forward' unless and until such issues are openly confronted and resolved. I hope I'm not doing him an injustice in saying that his commitment to open government seems to be weakening from meeting to meeting. Comments posted on this blog indicate that he isn't the only councillor of whom the same thing may be said.

      Why is this happening? Rightly or not, I first of all blame the training councillors received which I've little doubt reflected what I believe to be the prevailing orthodoxy in local government circles of secrecy and concealment. I also blame the bureaucratic tendency to over-caution and undue reliance on advice from 'experts'. My mottos in life have always been 'Dare to be a Daniel, dare to stand alone' and 'the eleventh commandment' mentioned by Bertrand Russell in his autobiography, namely 'Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil'. A corollary of that commandment might be: Never act on advice, however clever and well-expressed, from persons however well-qualified to provide it, when you know in your heart that it's wrong and in particular, if you gained your position by election, undemocratic.

      Sadly, there is always a danger that councillors will succumb to what the American poet Walt Whitman somewhere called 'The never-ending arrogance of elected persons'. In my view, our councillors should take their cue from Mayor Carey of the Town of Vincent, and pursue relentlessly the goal of open, honest and accountable government. That involves sharing information with ratepayers and residents, not shrouding everything in secrecy.

      I believe our councillors have been told not to discuss matters before them directly with individual members of the community. If so, they should flush that instruction straight down the toilet. Members of parliament aren't bound by such an instruction - why should councillors be?

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    2. “There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. Almost inevitably some part of him is aware that they are myths and that he believes them only because they are comforting. But he dare not face this thought! Moreover, since he is aware, however dimly, that his opinions are not rational, he becomes furious when they are disputed.”
      ― Bertrand Russell

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    3. I confess that I misquoted Walt Whitman in my previous comment. The word he used wasn't 'arrogance' but 'audacity'. After publishing my comment, I had a feeling I might have got it wrong, so I looked up his poem 'The Great City' and found that I had.

      This eloquent American poet of the 19th century was an apostle of democracy in an age when democracy was still in its infancy. In that poem, he begins by saying that the great city isn't one noted for ostentatious displays of wealth and power or the size of its population. He continues:

      "Where the city stands with the brawniest breed of orators and bards,
      Where the city stands that is belov'd by these, and loves them in return and understands them,
      Where no monuments exist to heroes but in the common words and deeds,
      Where thrift is in its place, and prudence is in its place,
      Where the men and women think lightly of the laws,
      Where the slave ceases, and the master of slaves ceases,
      Where the populace rise at once against the never-ending audacity of elected persons,
      Where fierce men and women pour forth as the sea to the whistle of death pours its sweeping and unript waves,
      Where outside authority enters always after the precedence of inside authority,
      Where the citizen is always the head and ideal, and President, Mayor, Governor and what not, are agents for pay,
      Where children are taught to be laws to themselves, and to depend on themselves,
      Where equanimity is illustrated in affairs,
      Where speculations on the soul are encouraged,
      Where women walk in public processions in the streets the same as the men,
      Where they enter the public assembly and take places the same as the men;
      Where the city of the faithfulest friends stands,
      Where the city of the cleanliness of the sexes stands,
      Where the city of the healthiest fathers stands,
      Where the city of the best-bodied mothers stands,
      There the great city stands."

      Marvellous words. If members or employees of council happen to read them, I hope they take them on board.

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    4. James, you asked if our Councillors have the guts to take their cue from Mayor Carey of the Town of Vincent, and pursue relentlessly the goal of open, honest and accountable government?

      York has two who do, Cr. Saint and Cr. Walters.

      I have doubts about the others.

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  22. Cookies and Cream20 May 2016 at 03:42

    I see the Blisses wasted no time inviting the CEO around for a Tourism get together. How out of character. Hopefully the CEO dosen't appoint them to another committee. The Tourist Bureau and Avon Valley Tourism then the Jazz Committee. Enough already.

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    1. In my view, there's nothing wrong with what you say the Blisses did. They're business people with an obvious interest in promoting tourism in York. If that means talking to the CEO, and encouraging his equally obvious interest in tourism, even if that might be seen as self-promotion to some degree, they shouldn't be condemned for it.

      Like most people in York, I want to see a tourism-led recovery in the town. That would be far preferable to the rubbish-led recovery advocated by a few individuals, including a member of Council. I've no personal interest in defending the Blisses - they've said some dastardly things about me - but if they're fighting in the cause of local tourism, I say good luck to them.

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    2. Cookies and Cream21 May 2016 at 01:06

      The Blisses fight for themselves James and no one else. They'd sell their own granny if there was a buck to be made. They dont care about tourism as a whole only what's in it for them.

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    3. I don't think there's much of a market for secondhand grannies.

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    4. I'll give you a lend of my magazines then, see if you change your mind.

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    5. The new CEO would have done his homework before he came to York and as the Chalkies was such a contentious issue he would know all about the Blisses.

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    6. Cookies and Cream - I agree. They even park their promo vehicle out the front of their competitors business which is a pretty mean thing to do.





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    7. OMG Cookies and Cream - don't give the Blisses ideas!

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    8. Observer at 18:15 "They even park their promo vehicle out the front of their competitors business which is a pretty mean thing to do".

      In a 2 hour parking limit to boot!

      Obviously the 2 hour parking limit is not policed on a weekend.

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    9. Surely it's time to forgive the Blisses their trespasses and give them a break. They've done us all a favour by keeping the York Palace Hotel open for business. Do we want vacant premises in Avon Terrace? I don't think so.

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    10. okay Jim, we will let you forgive them.

      Thank goodness there's not a big market for second hand Grannies, I would hate to be sold or auctioned off a Southerby's!

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    11. Mike 21 May 2016 at 17:57, if the pages aren't already stuck together, can I borrow it?

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    12. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 20:12 Didn't you know there's two sets of parking rules in York.

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  23. Is there anyone within the shire administration responsible for 'developing' strategy's to increase public safety and security,monitor chemical use and nutrient run off, curb littering and illegal dumping, support the upkeep of important heritage buildings and other public and environmental issues? Can this be done effectively and cost effectively?

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    1. I haven't noticed any improvements or initiatives in York since the appointment of a manager of development services. What has he/she been doing?

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    2. The Manager of Development Services was a new position created by one of the senior staff so the Shire could re-employ Gordon Tester.

      He went to work down south somewhere and when that job didn't work out he came back into a newly created position.

      Does anyone know if Tester received a pay out when he left York?

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  24. Good luck with asking 7 questions James.

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    1. Actually, it's one question in seven parts, accompanied by a suitably obsequious preamble.

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  25. I know this is a completely different topic, but can someone explain why the Shire of York has a full time position of DCEO when in fact the DCEO is now only working 2.1/2 days a week?

    Who does the DCEO's work on the 2.1/2 days when she is home?
    If someone is taking over as A/DCEO who is this person?
    How come the DCEO still has use of the Rate Payer funded car when she is not complying with the contract of employment she made with the Shire of York - that is, as a full time DCEO?





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    1. Those are very good questions - which means I can't answer them, sorry.

      Presumably others can.

      I've said before that I was puzzled by the DCEO's failure or refusal to step up to the position of Acting CEO when CEO Hooper pulled the pin. The point of having a DCEO is that someone knowledgeable and capable is on hand to take over in such circumstances until a new CEO is appointed.

      Instead, the present DCEO emailed the then Shire President, Matthew Reid, to tell him that she thought CEO Hooper had been treated unfairly and she was 'in over [her] head', which strongly implied that she felt herself to be incapable of moving into the top spot.

      This meant we were stuck with a couple of placeholders, the first of whom probably did his best but seems to have been driven from office, and the second of whom, in concert with the minister's disastrous appointment as commissioner, really stuffed us around - and at considerable expense, hence his nickname, 'Four grand a week Graeme'.

      If what you're saying about the car is true - well, in my opinion that's outrageous and indefensible. Here's a question: is it right that shire vehicles should be available for private use - and if it is OK, should ratepayers be required to pay the full cost of maintenance and fuel?

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    2. Perhaps as she has a deputy, deputy DCEO...Tamara Hooper,DCEO Support Officer.

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  26. I have just finished speaking with a friend, she informed me about the shocking treatment of Ms Darlene Barrett by the Shire. I am disgusted the Shire ripped her dress and spilt coffee over it then refused to mend it. They actually ripped it even more making it worse than it was. How dare they, When will the Shire stop behaving like bullies.

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    1. Nitwit, Darlene's story was an allegory (nothing to do with Florida wildlife, by the way).

      It was a subtle and nuanced comparison of a woman returning a defective garment to the retailer with the tortuous process of putting in a complaint to the Shire and, aeons later, gettng an (unsatisfactory) response.

      Darlene's meaning should have been obvious even to persons of modest intellect. I was watching Cr Randell as she was speaking, and I'm certain he got the point.

      I'm always having to explain this sort of thing to people. It's not fair. No wonder I've got grey hair, and not much of it.

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    2. Are you certain Randell got the point Darlene was making?

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    3. Thats a bit rude calling someone a nitwit. So did Darlene complain because the Shire ripped her dress, if she did I don't blame her, they have no right to do that. Did councilor Randell have anything to do with ripping Darlenes dress and he was just pretending to get the point.

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    4. Was Darlene wearing the dress at the time, if she was she should report it to the police, that has to be assault at the very least.

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    5. Anonymous 24/5 at 17:14 - Not absolutely certain, no, but I could see his forehead creasing, which I took to be an indication that he was making a real effort to understand.

      It's Cr Randell, by the way, not plain 'Randell'. Show some respect!

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    6. Why should we show respect for Randell? Just because he has a council badge doesn't mean he is automatically respected. All the years he was on council with his mentor Prat Hooper he showed no respect to those attending council meetings.

      Randell has to earn respect and in my book he is still way in debt!

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  27. Knowledgeable and capable - two words that shouldn't be attributed to the current DCEO.

    I reckon it's ok for the CEO to have the use of a car for private use but the rest no!

    If a family tree were created for the Administration staff, many residents would be shocked to realise how many staff are related to each other.
    It's pretty lousy 'outsiders' never get a look in or even find out jobs are going in the Administration because it's all decided at family gatherings. Scary bloody stuff!

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    1. The family tree of the Administration would be akin to that of families in 'the smoky mountains'.

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    2. That's very rude, if what you're alleging is an abnormal level of consanguinity such as is commonly asserted regarding inhabitants of the south-eastern end of the Appalachian Range.

      Just because they play country music at parties...

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    3. No, not rude at all Mr. Plumridge.
      Dolly Parton comes from the smokey mountains and she's made sure all her relatives have jobs.

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  28. The new CEO needs time to develop his workforce plan and that's fair enough. Having the DCEO part time with use of the 4WD is not and can be rectified immediately. Let's see?

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    1. At least the DCEO cannot claim she is suffering from stress when she is only working half time.

      Wonder if she will try the tears and shouting tactic again!

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  29. I heard today that Shreck stopped the Ice Cream van and pulled them up for a health inspection, resulting in them not selling ice-creams and apple pie's to the majority of the town.
    The last time he pulled this stunt was when the Salvo's came to supply food when we had the dust storm that took most of us out for a week.
    Does this man that we pay wages to want any progress in the town?

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    1. As the song says, it isn't easy being green.

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    2. Who on earth is Shreck?

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    3. He's the bloke in charge of the Shreck Centre.

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    4. Believe the Shreck Centre has a new bloke in charge and he has started to humanise the Administration!

      Well done from me.





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    5. I recall the incident with the Salvo Van. It was extremely embarrassing for our Town.

      The Salvos Van was a state of the art Stainless steel fully equipped kitchen built specifically for disaster relief and it was the only place in York we could get a meal because no one had power for four or five days and many homes were badly damaged.

      What does good old Gordon do, he throws his weight around and does a health inspection and threatens to close down the Salvos kitchen - what a bloody idiot! Shire President Hooper was feeding his fat face on steak and he didn't get food poisoning did he?
      Some Shire President, he didn't give a dam about anyone else so long as he got fed. Any Shire President worth his salt would have made sure ALL residents were notified the Salvos had come to help us, but no Pat forgot about the old people struggling.

      That disaster showed York exactly what the two Hoopers were made of.
      Pat eating steak and salad, while Ray ordered everyone with any damage to report it to the Shire and apply for building permits before they could carry out repairs. Funny how the Insurance companies said that was crap, no building permits were required for repairs!

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