Friday, 12 January 2018

DOING THE (LEGAL) EAGLE ROCK


There is a lust in man no charm can tame
Of loudly publishing his neighbour's shame:
On eagles’ wings immortal scandals fly,
While virtuous deeds are merely born and die.

Attributed to the English physician William Harvey, 1578-1657.

Why readers’ comments and some paragraphs of my own have upset Mr X and caused him to threaten to sue me

From his lawyer Richard Graham's Notice of Concerns:

“24.   The passages [complained of], in the context that the words appear, meant and were understood to mean…that [Mr X]:

(a) has indecently exposed himself to female staff at the Shire of York;

(b) has engaged in acts of sexual harassment in the workplace;

(c) is a criminal in that he has engaged in criminal acts of indecent exposure;

(d) is a sexual predator;

(e) is a pervert;

(f) is likely to indecently expose himself in his next place of employment;

(g) is a liar;

(h) has deliberately concealed a decision from the public that might have attracted adverse criticism if made known to the public; and

(i) is not fit to hold office in local government…

28.  My client instructs me that each of the imputations are totally false, without basis and constitute serious defamations of my client.  [Should read ‘each…is’—oh, never mind, my New Year’s resolution was to try to stop being a grammar nazi. JP]

29.  My client instructs me that he resigned from the Shire of York due to personal health reasons.”

The Notice (which unsurprisingly is marked ‘Private and Confidential’ and ‘Not to be republished’) goes on to state that the harm done to Mr X’s professional reputation by publication of the imputations complained of will hinder his chance of securing future employment in his field of work and has caused him to suffer  ‘stress, anxiety and depression’.

My reply to Mr X’s lawyer

Here, bar certain details that might easily identify his client, is the text of my letter to Mr Graham.

5 January 2018
Richard Graham
Vogt Graham Lawyers
PO Box 102
NORTHBRIDGE WA 6865



Dear Sir,

RE: CONCERNS NOTICE—[MR X]

I acknowledge receipt of your letter and enclosure of 13 December 2017.

It appears that your client has been much less than candid in his instructions. 

Comments published on The REAL Voice of York that contain imputations by which he claims to be ‘seriously aggrieved’ are in my view defensible under section 25 of the Defamation Act on the basis that they are, at the very least, substantially true.

However, because I believe your client is more to be pitied than blamed, I have removed comments identifying him by name or his former position at the Shire of York.   It is not my intention to publish further such comments.

I have not removed the comment complained of from ‘Roger’ (28 November 2017) because it does not identify your client.

Nor have I removed the reference to your client in the Shedding Principle section of ‘Notes from Underground’…What I wrote there was true.   Not only did your client say what I reported him to have said, he did so in the presence of a witness willing to swear to that in court.  Moreover, I believe my words on the topic of the oversized shed may be subject to qualified privilege.

Your client must understand that any agreement he may have made with the Shire of York to keep confidential the circumstances of his departure from the Shire’s employ will not protect him if he elects to take this matter to court. 

Yours faithfully,

James Plumridge

(Dr) James Plumridge

If I had chosen to be bloody-minded, I could have mentioned that Mr X assured me in August of last year, again in the presence of a witness, that the Shire’s environmental health officer possesses professional qualifications relevant to his job.  To put the matter tactfully, I don’t believe that assurance reflected reality.

However, Mr X should be comforted to know that any person trawling the Internet for information about him will find nothing especially alarming in the columns of this blog.

Some questions for the Shire

1.              According to Suzie Haslehurst’s response to my email to CEO Martin (see my previous article, ‘Legal Eagle Flies Undone’), Mr X resigned of his own accord and not under pressure from the CEO.   However, according to Gary Hamley, Local Government Minister Templeman’s Chief of Staff, CEO Martin ‘took appropriate action’.

What action, if any, did the CEO take, and if he did take action, why might it have been considered ‘appropriate’?

2.              Did Mr X behave as alleged (i.e. ‘inappropriately’, jeez, that feeble and obfuscatory type of language is more contagious than measles or the pox) towards female members of Shire staff?

3.              Mr X claims to have resigned for reasons of ill-health.  If he had not thus offered his resignation, would the CEO have felt obliged to sack him?  If not, what might the CEO have done instead?

4.              It is rumoured that the Shire paid out the balance of Mr X’s contract.  If he did behave ‘inappropriately’ as alleged, wouldn’t such a payout be tantamount to rewarding improper behaviour?

5.              If a male member of the public walked into the Shire office one sultry afternoon and behaved towards female staff as Mr X is alleged to have done, would the Shire react as kindly as it appears to have done with regard to Mr X?  Or is there one rule for local government employees and another for everybody else?

6.              Is it the case that the Shire permitted Mr X to continue for several weeks, after ceasing to work for the Shire, to drive a Shire vehicle and live in Shire accommodation?  If so, why?

7.              To what extent, if any, was Shire President Wallace informed of Mr X’s alleged ‘inappropriate’ behaviour towards female staff?  If he was so informed, did he share that information with his fellow councillors, and if he didn’t, why not?

8.              Is it the case that at least one oversized shed application was approved last year or earlier under delegated authority with a view to avoiding public scrutiny and possible adverse comment?

It appears that CEO Martin and Shire President Wallace are less than happy about what is being written on this and David Taylor’s blog.   I remind them and their fellow mugwumps that they are spending our money, not their own.  As I’ve argued in the past, no expenditure of public money unrelated to national security or public safety should be withheld from public scrutiny.  Considerations of privacy or confidentiality should have no role to play in the public service, which public money keeps afloat.

If the Shire were committed, as clearly it is not, to open, honest and accountable government, it would have nothing to fear from the blogs. 





Sunday, 31 December 2017

LEGAL EAGLE FLIES UNDONE



‘We must protect the organisation.’
York Shire President Wallace, in conversation with a ratepayer, 2016.

A lawyer’s letter—every blogger’s dream

Readers may be surprised—and some may be pleased—to learn that I have received from Richard Graham, a defamation lawyer, what is known in the legal trade as a ‘concerns notice’.

Mr Graham is acting for a certain gentleman—hereinafter ‘Mr X’— who used to work for the Shire.

David Taylor has received a similar notice from the same source.

According to the notice sent to me, Mr X is ‘seriously aggrieved’ by various anonymous and pseudonymous comments posted on this blog touching on the circumstances of his departure from the Shire’s employ. 

He claims that imputations contained in those comments have damaged his reputation and that he has suffered loss and damage as a result—not to mention ‘stress, anxiety and depression’.

Mr X is no less aggrieved, it seems, by a report in one of my articles that he had said in the presence of a witness ‘the thing which is not’ regarding the matter of an oversized shed.  

The concerns notice amounts to an emphatic denial of each and every (allegedly) false and defamatory imputation concerning Mr X appearing in the pages of this and David’s blog—especially those pertaining to…well, you know... let’s not cause further embarrassment by spelling it out.

Mr X has instructed his lawyer that ‘each of the imputations…are totally false, without basis and constitute serious defamations of my client [and] that he resigned from the Shire of York due to personal health reasons’. 

(Grammar note: I think that should be ‘is totally false’, because ‘each’ denotes singularity.  You’d think a lawyer would know better.)

So there you have it, folks.  Mr X didn’t do what he was alleged to have done, and he resigned voluntarily because he was unwell, not because he’d done something naughty.

And anybody who says otherwise is lying—or so Mr X implies in his notice of concerns.

I’m sure Mr Graham will have advised Mr X that under section 25 of the Defamation Act 2005 an action for defamation is doomed to fail if the publisher of the ‘defamatory imputations’ is able to show that they are ‘substantially true’.

Making amends

The notice invites me to make by or before 10 January 2018 an offer of amends that would include:

(a) publishing an apology and a retraction on this website;

(b) handing over the names, addresses and email addresses of the authors of the offending comments (something I can’t possibly do, because I don’t know who they are and have no way of finding out—and if I did know, neither thumbscrew nor rack, not even the Spanish Inquisition’s comfy chair, would drag the information out of me);

(c)  removing all (allegedly) false and defamatory statements about Mr. X from this website;

(d) undertaking not to publish any more such statements;

(e) providing a signed apology and retraction which Mr X may publish ‘as he sees fit’;

(f)  paying Mr X’s legal costs; and

(g) paying ‘a reasonable sum’ to compensate Mr X for the damage (allegedly) caused to him by publication of the (allegedly) defamatory statements.

Before deciding whether or not to do any of those things, I thought it would be a good idea to get the Shire’s version of what had occurred. 

My email to CEO Martin

So on 15 December 2017, I emailed CEO Paul Martin for an opinion on the lurid rumours winging wildly through the town and alighting as comments on this blog. 

In my email, I summarised very briefly the general drift of public opinion, as expressed in those comments, regarding Mr X and what he was alleged to have done.

I mentioned public concern regarding allegations—

(a) that CEO Martin had effectively condoned Mr X’s alleged misdemeanours by not reporting them to the police (I had pointed out in blog comments of my own that in my opinion he was under no obligation to do any such thing); and

(b) that after leaving his job Mr X had continued to have access to Shire of York assets and resources—notably, that he had been spotted driving a Shire vehicle in Northam a week or so later.

Rumours

Helpful soul that I am, I took it upon myself to advise CEO Martin of certain rumours relating to whatever steps he may have taken to facilitate Mr X’s remarkably abrupt exit from the service of the Shire.   

One such rumour was that he had required Mr X to resign rather than give him the sack, and had authorised Mr X’s continuing use of a Shire vehicle and accommodation. 

Another—in my view more serious—was that the CEO had put pressure on Shire staff to say nothing to outsiders about the circumstances of Mr X’s departure.  Whether or not he did that, or had reason to do it, it would certainly have been in keeping with the standard bureaucratic view that local government employees should be treated as a protected species and exempted as far as possible from normal processes of public disclosure, prosecution and disgrace.

It would also have been in keeping with the narcissistic local government doctrine that ‘protecting the organisation’ trumps ideas of openness, honesty and accountability in the organisation’s dealings with the people whose rates and taxes keep the rickety vessel afloat and support the grotesquely inflated salaries and emoluments of the crew.

(I should mention in passing that the allegations regarding Mr X emanated directly from members of the Shire workforce.  

Moreover, a relative of a Shire employee asked that employee if the allegations were true.  The employee refused to respond and when pressed, simply walked away.   Make of that what you will.

Mr X says he resigned ‘due to personal health reasons’. But why pull the pin on a lucrative job when all you would normally need to do if in poor health is ask for leave?)

The oversized shed

I also raised in my email the issue of the oversized shed, providing the names and address of the lucky applicants.  I said my concern was that the shed ‘had been approved secretly under delegation to keep it out of the public eye’.

Mr X, I said, did in fact assure me that no such approval had been given, and did so in the presence of a witness, whom I named (and who will if necessary give evidence in court).  

As yet, nothing has happened to convince me that the application went before Council for approval in what used and ought to be the normal way.  

Mr X told me exactly as I recounted that no such application had been made and no such approval given.   The meeting at which he said that took place in the Shire office.  It commenced at 11.30 am on Tuesday 6 June 2017.  Later, I got double confirmation that what he had told me wasn’t true.  He claims I was wrong to accuse him of misleading me, or of lying.

I suppose it’s possible that for some obscure reason the application and its outcome had been hidden from Mr X as it was from the rest of us—but I think that would be very unlikely.

Witnesses

I made it clear in my email that if Mr X carries out his threat to sue me for defamation, I will not hesitate to subpoena as witnesses the young women alleged to have been upset by his alleged behaviour. 

If the allegations are true, I cannot believe that those young women would be willing to perjure themselves for the sake of Mr X. 

I will also subpoena the CEO and other staff who may have played a part in facilitating Mr X’s departure and all relevant documentation, including correspondence, file notes and notes of telephone conversations, if any, with the office of the Minister for Local Government and his Department.

And for good measure, just for the hell of it, I’ll subpoena Shire President Wallace.  I’m sure he was kept fully informed of whatever was going on.

The Shire’s reply, or ‘pop go the weasel words’

It turned out that the CEO was away on annual leave, so the task of responding to my email fell to Suzie Haslehurst as Acting CEO.

This was her reply, which arrived in my inbox on 22 December:

Further to your email regarding a letter received from Mr [X’s] lawyer, I can offer the following;

  • Mr [X] resigned from his employment with the Shire of his own accord without any pressure or prompting from Paul Martin and there was no inappropriate use of a Shire vehicle, accommodation or any other Shire assets or resources by Mr [X].  No pressure was put on Shire staff.
  • I understand the shed application you refer to was dealt with in the normal way in accordance with Shire practices and procedures.

Regards

Suzie Haslehurst
Acting Chief Executive Officer

That phrase ‘I can offer the following’ is a dead giveaway.  The email has ‘legal advice’ stamped all over it.  Roughly, it means ‘I’m going to tell you something that looks like the truth, and that may have truth in it, but it won’t be the whole truth, which I intend to obfuscate to the best of my ability because that’s what the Shire’s lawyers have instructed me to do’.

On the other hand, if the email was all Suzie’s own work, she’s in the wrong job.  She should join the Noble and Ancient Order of Pettifoggers and start dishing out legal advice instead of taking it.

Anyway, this (here slightly edited) was my response, dated the same day.

Thanks, Suzie.  I'm pleased (but not surprised) that the rumours concerning Paul Martin's involvement are untrue.

I'm still puzzled, though.

Saying that 'there was no inappropriate use of a Shire vehicle or other assets or resources' leaves wide open the question of what use the Shire would consider 'appropriate'.  To put the matter simply: are you saying that Mr [X] did not have access to a Shire vehicle and accommodation after leaving the Shire's employ, and that reports of his being seen driving a Shire-owned vehicle in Northam a couple of weeks later are untrue?

Mr X may well have resigned 'of his own accord', but does that mean that the allegations [made against him] are untrue?  By implication in a letter to David Taylor, the DLG has confirmed that such were indeed the circumstances surrounding his departure.

Finally, if the shed application in question was dealt with 'in the normal way', does that mean it was submitted to and approved by Council like previous oversized shed applications?  If it was, at what Council meeting was it approved?  Or does 'in the normal way' indicate that what's normal now is for such potentially contentious matters to be dealt with under delegation in order to avoid public scrutiny?

Regards and best wishes for Christmas and the New Year.

My fourth paragraph is very imprecisely worded, so I’d better enlarge a little on my reference to the letter to David Taylor from the DLG, which actually wasn’t from the DLG but from the Local Government Minister’s Chief of Staff, Gary Hamley.

David reproduced Mr Hamley’s letter, dated 6 December 2017, in a recent post on his blog.   The rest of the post consists of David’s reply to Mr Hamley.

Mr Hamley’s letter appears to respond to David’s open letter, dated 9 November, to Mr Duncan Ord, Director General of the DLG.  Presumably, Mr Ord referred David’s letter to Minister Templeman.

David’s letter, as is usual with him, pulls no punches.  He makes no secret of what he believes Mr X to have done, what he thinks the Shire and other bodies ought to do about it, and what rather less satisfactory course of action the Shire will likely embark on instead.

And what does Mr Hamley say in reply?  Does he dispute David’s colourful account of what Mr X is alleged to have done?

No, he doesn’t.  This is what he says (emphasis added):

As you would be aware, the management of local government staff is the responsibility of the Chief Executive Officer (CEO), however, I am advised that the Department of Local Government, Sport and Cultural Industries was aware of the matters you have raised and is informed that appropriate action has been taken by the CEO. 

Ah, that weasel word ‘appropriate’ again.  How would they manage without it?

Finally…

One thing I want to make very clear is that I have absolutely no personal animosity towards Mr X.  I met him only a couple of times, quite liked him, and formed the impression that he was good at his job.

It would give me real pleasure to find out that the allegations made against him are completely untrue, as he claims.  If that happens, I will cheerfully make an offer of amends as outlined in the concerns notice.

But until then, I’m not going to allow myself to be bullied into submission by a lawyer’s letter and concerns notice—not even by a writ.  I doubt Mr X will have any more luck with David Taylor.

I was going to disable comments for this post, but have changed my mind.  If you wish to comment, and feel you have to mention Mr X, please refer to him as that and not by his real name. 

Please note, though, that the primary target of this post is the Shire’s cover-up, not Mr X.  Did the CEO act ‘appropriately’?  If so, how?  If not, why? What did he actually do?


NOTE (added New Year's Day):  After consulting my better half—who as many of my readers will know is a paid up member of the Noble and Ancient Order of Pettifoggers—I’ve decided to remove some but not all of the comments to which Mr X, through his lawyer, has objected.

The four comments removed would tend to identify Mr X and to expose him—so to speak—to the world at large as one given to flourishing his flesh in what Suzie Haslehurst might describe as an ‘inappropriate context’.

Let the record show that I declined throughout to be swept up in what I regarded as a tsunami of moral outrage and calls for punishment.  That doesn’t mean I condone in any way what Mr X is alleged to have done.   

In my view, the alleged behaviour is to be thoroughly condemned but is so unfathomable in all the circumstances that it seems to call for therapy rather than a whipping.  At the same time, I understand and respect the opinions of others who view the situation differently.

I have not removed the comments from fear of legal action.  I shall not be taking up Mr X’s invitation to ‘make amends’.  If Mr X wishes to pursue these matters in court, I am willing to oblige him.  I shall be saying that to his lawyer.

Rather, I’ve removed the comments from motives of humanity and compassion.   I realized that if I didn’t remove them, they might follow Mr X around for the rest of his professional life—at any rate, every time he applied for a job.  What he is alleged to have done is bad, but my wife and I agree it doesn’t deserve a life sentence.

Besides, today is the beginning of what I hope will be a bright new year for everyone, including Mr X.  I just hope he is able to recover from whatever it is that ails him and to get his life back on track.

I apologise to readers whose comments I have deleted—especially to the one whose comment I deleted by accident and don’t know how to restore!



Tuesday, 28 November 2017

THE DOG’S BREAKFAST SYNDROME



A week ago, the West Australian carried an alarming story by Kate Emery headlined ‘Council rangers abused, spat on’. 

The story told of council officials going peacefully about their lawful business improving the public weal while copping filthy language, threats to life and limb, physical assaults and volleys of used saliva for their pains.

This appalling behaviour seems to have become commonplace throughout the metropolitan area. 

It has been directed not only at rangers but also at other local government officials—for example, members of the City of Fremantle’s ‘community safety team’ (27 incidents in 2016-17 including three of physical assault, suggesting that being a member of the city’s ‘safety team’ isn’t the safest job in Fremantle).

During the same period, the City of Vincent recorded six incidents of ‘ranger abuse’, three involving physical assault, while the Town of Mosman Park recorded 17 such incidents, in one of which a pole was thrown at a ranger while in another the ranger’s life was threatened.

My first reaction on reading Ms Emery’s story was one of gratitude that I live in the peaceful municipality of York, where so far as I know incidents of that kind are extremely rare if not entirely unknown.

My second was to wonder what causes some people to behave so atrociously towards innocent council employees. 

Is it a manifestation of the decay of civility in this godforsaken postmodern era, a process spurred on by displays of psychopathic violence and foul language in movies and on TV? 

Does it relate to the contempt for authority in all its forms that flows from the anarchic forces unleashed by social media?

Or might it, perhaps, have something to with the domineering attitude of some local government folk towards members of the public—the people who pay their wages and whom they are elected or appointed to serve?

Dog days in Mosman Park

The mention of Mosman Park brought to mind a report I read recently of a Town of Mosman Park council meeting.   The report, by David Hudlestone, was published in the Subiaco Post on 30 September last under the alluring headline ‘Dog owners savage ranger’. 

To cut a very long story short, the Mosman Park council had decided to ‘crack down’ on dog owners after an elderly lady hurt herself falling over an unleashed dog.  The mayor, Ron Norris, made it pretty clear during the meeting that the council had acted less out of concern for the wellbeing of frail old ladies than from a fear of costly litigation.

It appears that the ranger was enforcing the crackdown with a degree of zeal bordering on the bizarre and relying on powers that—so far as I know—municipal rangers don’t in fact possess.

 Not surprisingly, Mosman Park dog owners were outraged.  They turned up to the September council meeting in considerable numbers to complain about how the ranger was doing his job.

One resident described the ranger’s behaviour as ‘confrontational’.  The ranger had asked for information about his dog, then fined him $200.  

The complainant continued: ‘Naturally I objected to this as the dog was on the lead and then he said, “what’s your date of birth?” and that’s when I blew up’.

As the complainant walked off, the ranger shouted ‘Well, that’s another $400 for withholding information’.

A resident who told of having received three fines totalling $600 said the ranger had threatened to arrest her for refusing to give him her name and date of birth.

Another resident said that women in their eighties were walking their dogs at 5 am to stay out of the ranger’s way.  He added that the ranger ‘had all the people skills of an SS guard’ and accused him of hiding in the bushes and jumping out ‘on little old ladies and little old men’.

Yet others alleged that the ranger took video footage of people walking their dogs.  They wanted to know where the footage was kept.

To cap it all, the ranger was alleged by a witness to have parked his vehicle illegally in a dangerous position on a local street while confronting the resident mentioned above as having ‘blown up’ when asked for his date of birth.

Mayor Norris pointed out that the council had advertised its intention to enforce dog laws more strictly.  He said there had been a warning period before the crackdown was enforced.  However, he accepted residents' concerns about ‘the manner in which it is being applied’.

There is no indication, by the way, that residents were opposed in principle to council’s decision to enforce its dog policy more strictly—though they might not have been too happy about the size of the fines.  In my experience, most dog owners are responsible people who understand the need to keep their animals on a leash in public places.

What upset the dog enthusiasts of Mosman Park was the bullying attitude of the ranger, who if what residents alleged was true—as the mayor seems to have acknowledged—was hardly the kind of person to entrust with a position that would bring him into daily contact with the public.

‘Man, proud man, dress’d in a little brief authority…’

Unfortunately, his is only an extreme example of an attitude I’ve often encountered in dealing with public servants at various levels of government.   Too many such individuals mistakenly regard being a public servant as a mark of moral and intellectual superiority that sets them apart from the common ruck of humankind.

That’s no less true of holders of political office, many of whom tend to identify more closely with their colleagues, including their political opponents, than with the people whose interests they were elected to serve.

Underlying this phenomenon is a deep distrust of ordinary people. Often that distrust is mingled with contempt. 

I’ve heard politicians refer sarcastically to voters as ‘the punters’.  A friend of mine, formerly a senior public servant in Canberra, once countered my mildly libertarian stance on some forgotten topic by saying heatedly that ‘people need to be managed’. 

And who can forget the opinion of a certain shire president that allowing anyone other than a councillor to chair an advisory group would result in what he called ‘a dog’s breakfast’, i.e. a stuff-up or mess?


Cartoon © Judy Horacek from her cartoon collection Make Cakes Not War (Scribe Publications 2007)

Thursday, 9 November 2017

NOTES FROM UNDERGROUND



 

STOP PRESS 17 November 2017


Shire President Wallace tries to mend a fence with consolation prize of blooms and bubbly

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Cr Denese Smythe Bottle of champagne & bunch of flowers Cr David Wallace RMB 4029, Gwambygine WA 6302 24/10/2017 $34.00 Shire President & Deputy President

Rolling Denese

With considerable difficulty, I’ve managed to find out how Cr Denese Smythe was rolled as deputy shire president in favour of Cr Kevin Trent, a new kid on the block.

Cr Smythe had been led to believe (so I’m told) that the shire president would support her re-election.

It appears that another potential candidate for the position decided not to stand because the shire president had intimated his intention to support Denese.

Come the election, by pre-arrangement the three male councillors and one female voted for Cr Trent. 

So who was the woman who broke ranks, defying the claims of sisterhood?

Yes, I do know, but prefer not to say.  However, here’s a subtle clue, cryptic crossword style—‘By God’s grace neither Austen nor Doe, but in Rome an iron lady (4,5)’.

Sorry, my lips are sealed.  You’ll have to work it out for yourselves.

Shedding principle—again

Some readers may remember that in July and August of last year I published three articles concerning Council’s handling of an application to construct an oversized shed on a property in Lewis Road.

If you’re interested, you can read those articles in order of publication here, here and here.

In summary, I took issue with Council’s disregard of planning policy in relation to that application, arguing, among other things, that policy should be strictly adhered to in order to rule out the possibility or perception of favouritism and cronyism.

In the last of those articles, I cited several tribunal decisions generally supportive of my argument.

Subsequently, I scanned the minutes of successive Council meetings to see if further such applications had been approved.  I found nothing untoward, and foolishly assumed that Council had resolved in future to act according to established principle and the law.

How wrong I was. 

Earlier this year—I think it was in March or April—a disgruntled member of the public informed me that an application for an oversized shed on a property in Andrews Avenue had received Shire approval. 

When I pointed out that there had been nothing in the minutes to indicate anything of the kind, my informant accused me of naivety, saying that approval had been given under delegated authority at the behest of the shire president.  There was nothing in the minutes because the application had not gone before Council.

When I asked why the Shire had taken this course, my informant said it was to make sure that the matter ‘stayed out of the blogs’.

I wasn’t convinced.  I could not believe that a desire to avoid unwelcome publicity on social media would be likely to influence Council, the shire president or the Shire administration.

But a nagging doubt remained.

Fast forward to June, when I took part in a meeting on an unrelated matter with Paul Crewe, Executive Manager Infrastructure and Development Services.

At the end of the meeting, in the presence of a witness, I asked Mr Crewe if the Shire had approved under delegated authority an application for an oversized shed in Andrews Avenue.  He assured me it had not, adding gratuitously that the Shire was ‘wary’ of such applications.

This week, I have received what I consider impeccable confirmation that my informant was correct, and that Mr Crewe’s assurance was at best misleading and at worst an outright lie.

That being so, I’m forced to conclude that councillors (or at any rate the shire president) and Shire officers set out deliberately to conceal a decision that might have attracted adverse criticism if made public.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this isn’t the only instance of such concealment.  Who knows, perhaps other planning and building decisions have been similarly withheld for similar reasons from the public gaze.

As I’m fond of saying—not that anybody listens—secrecy in government is the first step on the path to corruption. 

It’s also a surefire way to arouse distrust and contempt on the part of the governed, when as inevitably happens in a democracy government secrets crawl or are winkled out and exposed to public view.

Poetry Corner revisited

My close friend Rollo Barker and several anonymous correspondents have insisted that the poem published with my previous post under the heading ‘Poetry Corner’ should be moved to a more prominent position on the blog. So I’m giving it a second airing here and have removed it from its former location.

The poet, larrikin laureate Harry Hogg, has tinkered a bit with the text.  What you see below is the definitive version that will appear in the revised edition of his best-selling collection Tall Tales of the Wheatbelt (Bogside Books, pp. 800, illustrated, available for $1.25 from adult bookstores and under the counter at most rural newsagents). He has reminded me this time to include the poem’s title.

Mr Hogg assures me that any resemblance to any person or persons living, dead, undead or merely comatose is entirely coincidental.

Song of the Canine Matutinal Repast: or, A Dog’s Breakfast Ditty

As night descended slowly over city, town and bush,
From a farm in York’s back garden strode the Captain of the Push.
He gazed upon us yokels, and his voice rang loud and true,
Saying “Listen up, you mongrels, ‘cause I’m just the man for you.

When perched upon my mother’s knee, a tiny little tot,
I knew that I was born to rule you miserable lot.
Now destiny has smiled on me, and proved that I was meant
Come light or dark to make my mark as shire president.

Gone are the days of fear and fright, when Hooper reigned supreme,
And all Fitz Gerald’s nasty tales are just an ugly dream.
Onward we’ll go and upward, you can join me in that caper,
I’ve made York famous, even got my photo in the paper.

I know that I’m not perfect, I admit that it’s a fact
I’m really not full bottle on the Local Government Act.
Never mind, there’s Paul to help me when my stream of thought runs dry,
That man’s a bloody marvel, always knows what’s right and why.”

On the day of the election, from the town and from the bush
Nigh on six hundred voters chose the Captain of the Push,
And many also voted for his two anointed mates,
Ignoring other candidates concerned about the rates.

Returned as shire president, the Captain is ecstatic,
The wisdom of the voters was decisive and emphatic:
He has a brand new deputy, and knows that yet again
He’ll enjoy the adulation of the lovely Lady Jane.

So the dogs have had their breakfast, and the voters sit at home,
While the Captain takes his orders from a famous garden gnome,
And they’re cursing James the Blogger for his rude audacious joke
About our dear shire president—a most impressive bloke!

Harry ‘Hayseed’ Hogg

(apologies to Henry Lawson)